• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

• Me: I shall study
• Me: Stares at textbook
• Me:
• Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
• Me: I must go
• Me: My gays need me

nintendoggystyle:

wake up and smell the internet

zcatz:

I have a deep emotional connection with cats.　

thefake1d:

When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

youaremynirvana:

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• orgasms
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

cagedbirds:

• deletes all attempts at fic
• shoots self in face

hughjockman:

the amount of times i get distracted by my own cleavage is ver

cubbybuddies:

i wish i could just snap my fingers and the entire fic in my head could be on paper

i know what i want to write BUT I’M TOO LAZY TO DO IT

hidethemilk:

I have a crush on President Obama