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~COMPLETE MULTI CHAPTERS~

Rating: M, Collab with myself and Andrea, Badboy!Kurt AU

Kurt Hummel is McKinley High’s resident bad-ass but the arrival of a new transfer student from Dalton Academy quickly has his life spiraling out of control.

Unprofessional
Rating: M, teacher!Kurt/student!Blaine AU

Returning to Ohio has never been high on his list of priorities; but Kurt now has the authority to protect students from going through the harassment he had suffered in high school. He’s a professional, and he’a determined to do right by the world. The problem, however, comes in the form of Blaine Anderson, the nice boy who sits at the back and alternates between diligently taking notes and basically eye-fucking Kurt while he’s trying to teach.

Butterflies and Hurricanes

(a lso on livejournal)

AU: The Hunger Games/Klaine Crossover Fic

Blaine Anderson is sixteen when he volunteers for the Hunger Games in the place of his boyfriend; Kurt Hummel is seventeen and can do nothing but stand by and watch him fight to the death.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three

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~WIPs~

A Potentiality for Corruption: The Debauchery of Blaine Anderson

A series of one-shots in which a shy, blushing, stumbling virgin named Blaine meets the experienced (also known as: slutty) Kurt Hummel, who is determined not to let that ass go to waste.

Part One: Now We’re All Alone
Part Two: Kiss It All Better
Part Three: Give Me Your Hand
Part Four: I’ve Been Addicted to You
Part Five: Look How Far We’ve Come

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~One-Shots~

Klaine:

No Expectation Of Reward: (Rated M), Dom!Kurt and sub!Blaine in which Blaine is good and gets a reward.

Part Of You: (Rated M - lightly), Kurt notices scars on Blaine’s back from Sadie Hawkins, and realises how self-concious Blaine is of them and so proceeds to make him feel better.

Boxing Lessons: (Rated T), Blaine giving Kurt some simple defence lessons set around NBK. “Platonic” Klaine with doting Kurt.

Apartment 3a: (Rated T), AU in which Kurt and Blaine are neighbours in New York and share a kitchen wall, and each night while Blaine is cooking himself dinner he overhears Kurt singing and it becomes his ‘thing’ to listen to this anonymous neighbour singing.

Sequel written by Sereko: (Rated M), Picks up directly from where Apartment 3a stops.

Untitled Roommate Collab with Alice: (Rated M), Kurt and Blaine are roommates, Kurt’s a clueless idiot, and Blaine’s a fox. Inspired by this little bit of NSFW artwork.

I Never Took You For A Screamer: (Rated M), Blaine’s parents are out which means he has a house to himself and therefore he and Kurt can waste the whole night together. Basically, Blaine is an insatiable cockslut and Kurt gets to satisfy him.

See Something You Like?: (Rated M), Kurt comes back from New York to wish Blaine a surprise happy birthday.

You Can Do Better: (Rated M), Collab with Gabby, PWP in which Kurt persuades Blaine wears a vibrator to school and then Blaine gets him back for it.

Libraries and Leather: (Rated M), AU take on Blaine and Kurt in ‘Wanna Be Starting Something’. As in, badboy!Blaine seeing Kurt sitting in an empty library in leather and not being able to control himself.

I Need A Little Help With My Calculus…: (Rated M), Cheerio!Kurt/Nerd!Blaine, Sue Sylvester tells her head cheerleader, Kurt Hummel, that if he isn’t passing all of his classes by the end of the year then he’ll be demoted. Kurt would do anything to avoid that and so employs the help of McKinley’s resident math nerd, Blaine Anderson, to help him raise his grade. Porn with very little plot.

Morning, Honey: (Rated M), Future!Klaine, where Blaine wakes up early to see his boyfriend still asleep beside and takes the opportunity to admire just how beautiful Kurt’s face is. Which, in turn, leads to thoughts of how beautiful the rest of Kurt is…

Give Me A Hand: (Rated M), What if Blaine broke his arm? Kurt would obviously be at his side to care for all of his needs. And we all know how Blaine feels about masturbation…

Black Ties: (Rated M), Kurt hadn’t been completely aware of what he was getting himself into when he had broken their intense make out session to whisper, “you can tie me up, if you like,” into Blaine’s ear.

Your Heart Is Racing As His Fingers Touch Your Skin: (Rated M), Kurt decides that he wants to expand his and Blaine’s sex life by trying they’ve never done before - Blaine’s cock in his ass.

January 11th: (Rated M), Blaine forgets to charge his phone one morning, causing Kurt to worry unnecessarily and that never has good consequences.

Sexting: (Rated M), Kurt decides to find new, creative ways to stay awake in class.

Waves: (Rated M), Kurt and Blaine go bed shopping and pick out a water bed, much to Burt’s chagrin. They are left alone the afternoon it’s delivered - what happens? (Sex.)

Kitchen Blowjobs: (Rated M), Based on Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Was it just because of the guests and the songs that Kurt forgot to turn on the oven? Or was there another distraction before Let It Snow?

School Bathrooms: (Rated M), Blaine has an exhibitionism kink, that Kurt’s happy to indulge in a school bathroom.

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CrissColfer:

Fuck Buddies: (Rated M), Chris and Darren are, for want of a better term, fuck buddies, though Chris aches for more. When Darren disappears to Boston for the SPACE tour, Chris spends the week wishing for Darren to come back just so he can show him how much he misses him.

I Can’t Get It Out In The Shower: (Rated M), Darren is seriously unimpressed by the flirting between Grant and Chris on set and decides to teach Chris a lesson. Based on the vague tweets between Chris and Grant about Grant’s drawings.

Happy Anniversary: (Rated M), Darren and Chris celebrate their anniversary. With sex. Duh.

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Anderberry:

That Time Rachel Discovered Kurt and Blaine Were Dating: (Rated T), Kurt always dreamt of having a secret relationship. He loved the ideas of clandestine meetings and soft, fleeting kisses in dark corners. However once he was forced into one, he realised that they were not as fun as they seemed.

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Threesomes/Other Pairings:

More Drinks? - Kurt/Blaine/Sebastian: (Rated M), Sebastian has to admit that there is a very small chance that he would ever manage to persuade Blaine to cheat on Kurt, but there’s a slightly larger chance that the two could be convinced to share…

The Tales of 19 Kinks: Collaboration, (Rated M), They just want to get away. They’re tired of New York. They’re tired of deadlines. They’re tired of stress. They’re tired of the constant buzz and energy and they just want to have some time to unwind. READ THE WARNINGS.

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