youmovedmekurt

I'm Charlotte and once I had a successful text post so I now believe I'm funnier than I actually am.

(Source: winonawu)

youmovedmekurt:

I’m going to rewatch Captain America while reading Winter Soldier fics and then I might watch all of the other Avengers films and read more Winter Soldier fics

considering my original goals, it’s been a very successful day

haanigram:

yea and he doesn’t like you

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

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PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

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UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

Jimmy’s fun fact of the day!

(Source: mcavoyings)

I’m going to rewatch Captain America while reading Winter Soldier fics and then I might watch all of the other Avengers films and read more Winter Soldier fics

turian-chocolate:

Hannibal Lecter + sassing other serial killers

(Source: sevenawkwarddayslater)

nevertrustawildfox:

Derek is nine years old when he discovers the gift that he’s been given. A gift that he didn’t necessarily ask for. Derek can touch dead things and bring them back to life. But not without consequences and conditions, many of which are heartbreaking.
Many years later, his path crosses that of his childhood sweetheart, Stiles, in very unfortunate circumstances. But now, Derek’s gift gives him the power to save Stiles. And damned be the consequences.

Love Don’t Die by Finduilas

maaarine:

TLDW: Game Of Thrones 4x03

(Source: scottishfoldcatprincess)

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

murphels:

murphels:

fic where bucky’s arm starts malfunctioning and he either can’t do anything with it or starts accidentally ripping doors off hinges and throwing shit all over steve’s apartment, and every time he breaks something he’s just like “OH GOD I’M SO SORRY” while he’s, like, in the act of punching through walls

and steve totally doesn’t mind because he remembers running straight through the wedding shop window and not having total control over your body

so he’s just like “no it’s fine i was thinking about tearing down that wall anyway” and “don’t worry about it, i hated those plates, they came with the apartment”

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING